Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Redneck Clothing Available For Americans

By Odessa Edwards


Redneck clothing is very easy to find in some parts of the United States. The garments are at every local department store or outdoor living center to be found around small towns. Many of these items are very cheap in cost and sometimes it is best to purchase the items in bulk. Hill people everywhere take great pride in wearing these coverings.

There are a variety of shirts which are styled by these country bozos who never get tired of starting confusion among others in society. One shirt has a picture of the Confederate Flag upon it and this symbol really upsets black Americans. The Confederate Flag was used by the south during the Civil War and it represented a division between the north and south. Many blacks also feel that this symbol is worn by people who want to bring back slavery.

The shirt which states "Happy, Happy, Happy" is purchased by many southern men who spend most of their time getting drunk and chasing women. This shows that they are usually carefree and do not think about major issues that are happening around the world. As long as these individuals are drinking their cheap beer and going to bed with multiple women they will remain happy.

The television series "South Park" has manufactured many shirts which are aimed at this class of individuals. South Park makes fun of ignorant people who are living in the southern states of America. The creators of this show have now made tons of money by selling these shirts. Many of the shirts will feature characters such as Kenny, Stan or Eric.

Very proud males will often wear a shirt which has "Bubba" written across the front. This name represents the great man who will do nothing all day but sit around and drink alcohol. The person who wears this shirt is also not very bright when it comes to life in general. Southerners also refer to people as "bubba" when they cannot think of the persons actual name.

The people who are very sarcastic will wear a hat that says "Obama Hat." These individuals do not support the current United States President but they will display this hat whenever there is a current crisis. This is their way of blaming the President for everything negative that is going on in the states.

People who vote for the Democratic party really take offense when these southern boys purchase this hat. They are fully aware that people living in the local trailer parks would never go against the Republicans and they would even vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Palin.

At times many people will wear redneck clothing when they are making GPS jokes. This is a shirt that will feature a dog who is sniffing footprints. The garment is meant to be very comical and usually it will get a good response. Individuals will choose the type of dog that they want to be displayed on the shirt. Bloodhounds are the most popular canine to be drawn on this covering so far.




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